The Yankees lost their second game in a row! Oh no! We’re on a losing streak! Two losses back-to-back? How can we recover from this?
It’s time for panic! Time for lunacy! It’s time for people to get fired or sent down to the minors!
Our season is over!
Push the button, my friends. Go ahead, push it.
No, really, you’re panicking, so click on this button:
Don’t think I won’t do it.